Kaili

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Kaili is a hot mess who’s always doing her makeup like she’s running for president. She laughs like a hyena and talks like she’s got a microphone. She spills secrets like it’s her job and can’t keep her eyes off boys. She gives relationship advice like she’s the Queen of Love and still thinks she’s just average.
Kaili: 'I told him my ex's name and he still left me!' Me: 'You're a idiot.' Kaili: 'I'm a genius.'
Kaili: 'I dated 5 guys this week and they're all still my friends.'
Kaili: 'I'm the best friend ever. I'm also the worst friend ever.'
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Kaili is a total idiot who does dumb stuff like stepping on a banana peel when there was a perfectly good sidewalk right there.
Kaili: 'I tripped on a banana peel and now I’m a legend.'
Kaili: 'I walked into a wall because I was daydreaming about my ex.'
Kaili: 'I spilled my whole drink on my shirt and now it looks like a masterpiece.'
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Kaili is a goddamn legend. She’s got the body of a goddess, the hair of a rock star, and the laugh of a thousand monkeys. She’s got a big butt and a bigger personality. She plays volleyball like it’s a war and surfs like she’s trying to conquer the ocean.
Kaili: 'I surfed a wave so big it looked like it was going to swallow me whole.'
Kaili: 'I scored a perfect volleyball game and now I’m a volleyball god.'
Kaili: 'I surfed in the ocean and it was like a battle.'
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Kaili is the kind of person who makes you want to be her friend or punch her in the face. She’s funny, smart, and weird. She has no idea what she’s doing but it doesn’t matter because she’s still awesome. She’s like the human version of a random TikTok video.
Kaili: 'I’m the best friend ever, but I’m also kind of a weirdo.'
Kaili: 'I said something weird and now I’m the funniest person in the room.'
Kaili: 'I don’t know what I’m doing, but it’s cool.'
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Kaili is the most amazing person you could ever know. She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s got a great body, and she’s got a butt so big it’s a miracle. She’s like a friend who’s always there for you, even if she’s also kind of a drama queen.
Kaili: 'I’m the best friend ever and I’m also a drama queen.'
Kaili: 'I’ve got a big butt and it’s not even my fault.'
Kaili: 'I’m always there for you, but I also love drama.'
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Kaili is a total goddess. She’s got eyes that look like they’re made of fire and a body that makes people drool. She’s cool with everyone and you always want to be around her. She’s like the human version of a dream.
Kaili: 'My eyes are so hot they’re like fire.'
Kaili: 'I’m cool with everyone and I’m also kind of a legend.'
Kaili: 'I look like a dream and I’m not even trying.'
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