Kailey Albright

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A girl who shovels food into her mouth like it’s her job and acts like she’s the smartest person in the world, but she’s just a giant pain in the ass.
She ate three burgers and a pizza for lunch and still said I was the dumb one.
She told me I was wrong about math and then failed the test.
She tried to explain how to tie a shoe and made it worse.
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A human garbage disposal who thinks she’s a genius but is just loud and obnoxious.
She burped during the teacher’s lecture and said it was a ‘vocal breakthrough.’
She told me I was ‘literally a moron’ for not knowing the answer.
She tried to start a band and just screamed into a microphone.
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A girl who eats like a cow and thinks she’s the queen of everything, but she’s just a big fat nightmare.
She took two slices of pizza and still said I was ‘the worst student ever.’
She yelled at me for not knowing what ‘sarcasm’ meant and then used it wrong.
She tried to be cool and just made a mess of everything.
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