kaileigh and vernon

I swear they’re the only people who could make a grocery store look like a romance movie set.

They text each other more than I text my ex.

They went to the movies and came out looking like they’d just won the lottery.

They kiss in the middle of the pizza shop. Just like that.

They had a fight and still sent each other 100 texts in 10 minutes.

They’re the reason my dog now thinks love is a pizza.

They don’t argue. They just laugh at each other’s dumb jokes.

They’re the only people who can make a group chat fun.

They even got their dog to pick sides in a fight. It picked them both.

They’re like the human version of a power couple. Just way louder.

They send each other 20 messages a day. About nothing.

They’re the reason I now text my crush. I’m sorry.

They fight about the most random things. Like who put the coffee in the wrong cup.

They’re the only people who could make a grocery store look like a love scene.

They even had a fight and still sent each other 20 texts in 10 minutes.

They’re the only people who could make a group chat fun. Even my dog thinks so.

They kiss in the middle of the pizza shop. Just like that.

They even got their dog to pick sides in a fight. It picked them both.