Kaileena

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Kaileena is the most annoying flirt you’ll ever meet. Every guy falls for her, but she’s weird as hell. She’s a good friend if you need someone to scream at, and she turns awkward moments into the worst memories you’ll ever have.
Just saw Kaileena at the store. I almost got hit by a cart because I was too busy staring at her.
She texted me at 2 AM to ask if I was single. I said no. She said, 'You’re not single. You’re just too lazy to be in a relationship.'
At the party, she made me dance with a guy I had a crush on in 2009. I still hate her.
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Kaileena is the friend who’s always smiling, but she’s also the one who will text you a picture of her cat at 3 AM because she’s bored and you’re the only one she can bother.
She showed up at my house uninvited with snacks and a playlist. I didn’t know what to do.
She sent me a message saying, 'I love you, but I also hate you.' I didn’t know which one to respond to.
At the park, she introduced me to her dog, who immediately ate my sandwich.
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National Kaileena Day is on June 5th, and it’s the only day that matters. If your birthday is on that day? Good for you. If not? You’re stuck with the rest of the year.
My birthday is on June 6th. I was born on the wrong day. I hate Kaileena for that.
On June 5th, I had to wear a hat that said 'I love Kaileena' to school. I got laughed at.
My friend forgot about National Kaileena Day. I made her wear a silly hat and yelled at her for it.
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