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She walked in and the whole club went silent. Like, total silence. Then the DJ dropped a beat and everyone lost their minds.

My cousin texted me and said, 'You gotta see this girl. She’s like a fire trap.'

I asked her out and she said, 'Only if you promise not to die from how hot I am.'

My dad saw her and forgot his own phone number. Classic.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered and got mad.

My friend texted me, 'I just saw her and now I can’t remember what I did for work today.'

She walked in and the whole bar started a dance-off. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

My friend tried to flirt with her and now he’s stuck in a forever text thread.

She gave me a wink and I immediately bought a lottery ticket. I didn’t win. But I still feel rich.