kailean

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#artistic nightmare#toe-nail genius#finger beast

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A person who can draw your whole sad life in 5 seconds using her toe nail. Don’t expect much from her, but she’ll make you question your whole existence.
She drew my whole life on a napkin and it looked like a prison.
She drew my failed math test and it had tears and a frowning pencil.
She drew my crush and it looked like he was about to punch me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Has fingers longer than a subway line and can make your soul cry with her finger techniques. She’s nice, but only if you don’t touch her stuff.
I touched her sketchbook and now my face is in it with a giant frown.
She drew my mom and my mom looked like she was about to die.
She drew my dog and my dog now thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The most senpai person ever. She’s better than 10 Shreks. Betray her and you’ll regret it for life.
I betrayed her and now I have to wear a crown of spaghetti.
She drew my betrayal and it had a giant ‘BAD’ written on it.
She drew my friends and they looked like they wanted to leave me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Identifies as a Sonic OC. She’s fast, loud, and can draw your face in 3 seconds. Don’t steal from her or she’ll draw your whole family.
She drew my whole family and they all looked like they were in a fight.
She drew my dog and my dog now thinks he’s Sonic.
She drew my teacher and my teacher looked like he was about to retire.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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One in a million, but still worth looking for. She’s a rare gem and can make your life look like a trash can.
She drew my life and it looked like a trash can with a sad face.
She drew my dreams and they looked like they were about to die.
She drew my future and it had a frowning cloud.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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