kaileah <3

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#hot mess#legend#flamingo

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Kaileah is the most hot mess of a girlfriend you could ever ask for. She thinks she’s ugly, but she’s actually the most beautiful person ever, and she’s got the personality of a flamingo on a sugar rush.
She texts me at 2 a. m. crying because she thinks she’s a failure. I tell her she’s a goddamn legend.
She tried to cook dinner and burned the house down. I still married her.
She said she’s ugly, so I called her a walking miracle and kissed her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileah is the most annoying, but also the most amazing woman on the planet. She’s got the charm of a thief and the beauty of a unicorn.
She stole my heart and my last $20. I still love her.
She said she’s not pretty, so I told her she looked like a unicorn in a hurricane.
She’s the reason I still believe in magic, even though she also broke my phone.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileah is the most perfect, and also the most ridiculous woman in the world. She’s got the looks of a goddess and the brain of a confused chicken.
She texted me a 10-page essay about why she’s not beautiful. I laughed so hard I cried.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over. I called her a goddess.
She said she’s not pretty, so I told her she looked like a goddess in a chicken costume.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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