kaileah

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Kaileah is a walking friendship machine, but don't try to mess with her. She'll help you if you ask nicely, but she'll also take on your problems like they're her own. She's got a soft spot for animals and will probably be your best friend before you even say hello.
I asked her to help me with my math test, and she did it even though she didn't know the answers.
She took my dog to the vet when I was too busy crying about my life.
She's the reason I have 10 friends now, and I'm still not sure why.
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Kaileah is a sweetheart until she isn't, and then she'll make you regret ever knowing her. She's got a heart of gold, but she also has a flat butt and a boyfriend who will murder you if you touch her.
She cried with me when my cat died, but then she laughed when I told her I was gonna eat my feelings.
She told me she was okay, but I could tell she was crying in the bathroom.
Her boyfriend threatened to beat me up if I kept talking to her.
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Kaileah is a total queen, but she doesn't know it. She'll make you feel better when you're down, and she's cute when she tries. She thinks she's not beautiful, but she's actually perfect, and everyone knows it.
She told me I was ugly, but then she said she was ugly too, and I believed her.
She smiled at me, and I immediately felt better.
She said she wasn't beautiful, but I saw her in the mirror and knew she was lying.
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Kaileah is the sweetest girl you could ever meet. She's shy at first, but once she warms up, she's hilarious and will do anything to make you happy. She says she's not delusional, but she's a total liar.
She said she wasn't delusional, but she thought she was a wizard.
She told me she was fine, but I knew she was crying in the hallway.
She said she wasn't funny, but she made me laugh until I cried.
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Kaileah is the most supportive person you'll ever meet. She'll match your energy and try to help you when you're having a bad day. She says she's not delusional, but she's a pathological liar. If you lose her, you're doomed.
She told me she was fine, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.
She matched my energy when I was having a meltdown, and it helped me feel better.
She said she wasn't delusional, but she told me she was a wizard.
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