Kailber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dad joke convention.

I told my kid a joke about beans. He said, 'That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard.' I said, 'That’s the point.'

My dad joke was so bad, it got excommunicated from the church.

My kid’s name is ‘Bread.’ I asked why. He said, ‘Because it’s the best food.’ I said, ‘You’re the worst parent.’

I named my dog ‘Sir Waffles’ and now he’s a legend.

My kid’s nickname is ‘The Loaf’ and I’m proud.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. And too many commas.

I told a joke about a pizza and got a standing ovation. Or a standing pie.

My puns are so bad, they’re like a broken elevator.