kailass

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The kind of person who thinks being weird is a superpower and has no idea why nobody laughs
Kailass tried to explain why his pet goldfish is a philosopher and got 12 dislikes.
He told his mom he’s starting a band called 'The Sad Trombones' and she cried.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say the moon is angry at the clouds.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who thinks being weird is a job and shows up to every party dressed as a potato with a cape
He showed up to the pizza party wearing a potato costume and a cape and nobody knew what to do.
He told the principal he’s the reincarnation of a disco ball and got sent to the office.
He tried to convince the school dog that he’s a wizard and it bit him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weirdo who’s so weird he thinks the sky is a giant sneeze and he’s the sneeze’s best friend
He told the class the sky is a giant sneeze and it’s going to sneeze on them all.
He tried to teach his little brother how to sneeze like the sky and it didn’t work.
He cried because the sun was too bright and it hurt the sneeze.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks being weird is a sport and he’s the champion of weirdness
He competed in a weirdness tournament and won with his pet turtle’s speech about space.
He tried to run for class president and his slogan was 'More weirdness, less math.'
He got a trophy for being the weirdest person in the universe and it’s just a paper plate.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who thinks being weird is a religion and he’s the pope of weirdness
He started a church called 'The Church of the Sad Trombones' and got 3 people.
He told the priest he’s the reincarnation of a disco ball and got excommunicated.
He tried to convert the school dog and it just blinked at him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weirdo who thinks being weird is a lifestyle and he lives in a tree with his pet goldfish
He lives in a tree with his pet goldfish and they both think the moon is angry.
He told the neighbors he’s starting a new religion called 'The Tree of Weirdness.'
He tried to convince the mailman that the mail is a magical creature and he just said 'Nope.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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