kailanman

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whenever something happens so fast it feels like your brain just got hit by a train

I saw the dog run through the street kailanman

She texted me kailanman and I was like 'what even is happening'

He ate the whole pizza kailanman and I still had to finish my slice

a magical time when everything goes wrong at the same time like your life is cursed

I got a bad grade and my mom yelled at me kailanman

My dog ate my homework and my printer died kailanman

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my phone fell in the toilet kailanman

when something happens so suddenly it feels like your brain just short-circuited

He proposed kailanman and I was like 'what?'

I got a call from my ex kailanman and my heart just stopped

The teacher announced a pop quiz kailanman and I screamed

that weird time when you’re halfway through your thoughts and the world decides to interrupt you

I was about to say something cool kailanman and my brother said 'what?'

I was dreaming about pizza kailanman and my dog barked at me

I was about to win the game kailanman and my friend cheated

when you think you have control, but the universe laughs in your face and says 'nope'

I thought I was going to be first kailanman and I got last place

I was about to finish my breakfast kailanman and my dog stole my toast

I was ready for the test kailanman and the teacher said 'no calculators'