Kailani Jamison

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A nice person from Guam who’s born on September 9th and has a personality so cool it makes your brain explode.

Kailani is like the calm before the storm, but the storm is just you yelling at your mom.

She’s the reason I passed math, even though I still hate it.

Kailani is the only person who can make my dog sit and do math problems.

A born-on-September-9th person from Guam who’s so nice it’s like she’s giving you free candy and also free advice.

Kailani is the only person who can make my cat cry happy tears.

She’s the reason I didn’t fail English, even though I still hate it.

Kailani is like the best friend you never knew you needed.

A person who was born on September 9th in Guam and is so nice it’s like she’s the universe giving you a high five.

Kailani is the reason my dog knows how to spell ‘guam’.

She’s the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m mad at my mom.

Kailani is like the best friend who also has a degree in dog training.