Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, wine-drunk brat who forgets your face every time you remind her who you are.

Kailani: 'Wait, you're the guy who sat next to me in math? I didn't even recognize you!' Me: 'I didn't even recognize me.'

Kailani: 'I don't know who you are. I just know I'm drunk.'

Kailani: 'I'm not a brat. I'm a wine-drunk queen.'

2

The kind of girl who everyone loves, even if she's too pretty and too smart to know it.

Kailani: 'I'm not that pretty, I swear.' Me: 'You are, and you know it.'

Kailani: 'I'm just a normal person with a perfect life.'

Kailani: 'I'm not smart. I just have a good teacher.'

3

Kailani means sea and sky, but she also means chaos, sweat, and a body that will make you jealous.

Kailani: 'I don't know how I'm so good at sports, but I do.'

Kailani: 'I'm not a freak. I'm just a very good friend.'

Kailani: 'I'm not loud. I just have a very loud voice.'

4

The girl everyone wants to date, even if she's too busy talking to boys to notice you.

Kailani: 'I'm not too busy. I'm just very social.'

Kailani: 'I don't talk to boys. I just talk to the cool ones.'

Kailani: 'I'm not cute. I'm just well-maintained.'

5

A rare girl with a sense of humor, a great body, and a habit of walking her cat on a leash.

Kailani: 'I don't walk my cat. I train my cat.'

Kailani: 'I'm not funny. I just make weird noises.'

Kailani: 'I don't have a great body. I just have a very good one.'

6

A friend who will laugh at you even when you're being roasted, and will always make your day better.

Kailani: 'I'm not laughing at you. I'm just laughing at my life.'

Kailani: 'I don't make your day better. I just know how to be nice.'

Kailani: 'I'm not the best friend. I'm just the lucky one.'

7

A girl who cries over ants, has a voice that can make you deaf, and will do anything for her friends.

Kailani: 'I'm not crying over ants. I'm crying over my life.'

Kailani: 'My voice is not high. It's just very loud.'

Kailani: 'I don't do anything for my friends. I just know how to be nice.'