kailanah

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Kailanah is a saint who cries for everyone, but she’s also the worst at being right. She’s a great sister, best friend, and probably the only person who would still love you after you called her a f***ing disaster.
Kailanah cried when my dog died, but she still called me a f***ing disaster for not giving her enough candy.
She gave me a handmade gift and still called me a f***ing disaster.
She stood up for me when I got in trouble, but still called me a f***ing disaster later.
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Kailanah is sweet, but don’t f*** with her. She’s sensitive, messy, and will give you a hand-made gift if you make her happy. But if you f*** with her, she’ll f*** with you back.
She gave me a gift after I f***ed up, but then she f***ed up my lunch.
She was sweet until I called her a f***ing disaster.
She f***ed up my day because I f***ed up hers.
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Kailanah is a f***ing angel who loves giving gifts, but she’ll also f*** you up if you f*** with her. She’s funny, boy-crazy, and she’s probably the only person who would still love you after you called her a f***ing disaster.
She gave me a gift and then f***ed me up for no reason.
She called me a f***ing disaster after I f***ed up her lunch.
She’s funny, boy-crazy, and still loves me even after I called her a f***ing disaster.
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