kaila matera

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A "kaila matera" is a total goddess. Any guy who dates her gets a free pass to heaven and a side of fries.

My guy just got dumped by a "kaila matera". He’s now the guy who got dumped by a goddess.

I saw my cousin’s crush at the mall. He looked like he saw a "kaila matera" and forgot how to breathe.

My brother’s dating a "kaila matera". He’s like a golden retriever who got a treat.

A "kaila matera" is so hot, she could make a guy forget his own name. And that’s a problem.

My friend’s ex is a "kaila matera". He still calls her every day and says he forgot his own name.

I walked in on my brother texting a "kaila matera". He looked like he just saw a unicorn and forgot to blink.

My crush is a "kaila matera". I forgot my own name. My brain is now a blank page.

A "kaila matera" is so good-looking, she could make a guy drop everything and chase her like a dog with a bone.

My guy dropped his pizza and chased a "kaila matera" down the street. He forgot about the pizza.

My sister’s dating a "kaila matera". He chases her like a dog with a bone. It’s adorable.

I saw a guy drop his phone and run after a "kaila matera". He looked like a man possessed.

A "kaila matera" is the kind of person who makes guys act like they’re in a dumb movie. And they’re the main character.

My friend’s dating a "kaila matera". He’s like the main character in a dumb movie. He’s living the dream.

I saw my brother act like he was in a dumb movie because of a "kaila matera". He was dramatic.

My crush is a "kaila matera". I feel like the main character in a dumb movie. I’m living the dream.

A "kaila matera" is so perfect, she could make a guy forget his own name and his own life. That’s a problem.

My guy forgot his own name and his own life because of a "kaila matera". He’s now a walking blank slate.

I saw my brother forget his own name and life because of a "kaila matera". He looked like a lost puppy.

My crush is a "kaila matera". I forgot my name and my life. I’m now a walking blank slate.

A "kaila matera" is the kind of person who makes guys act like they’re in a love potion commercial. And they’re the main star.

My guy acted like he was in a love potion commercial because of a "kaila matera". He looked like a main star.

I saw my brother act like he was in a love potion commercial. He was charming and dramatic.

My crush is a "kaila matera". I feel like I’m in a love potion commercial. I’m the main star.