kaiku

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the annoying older sister who thinks she's your mom and will yell at you for failing math again

'You failed math? I'm gonna tell your mom!', from my kaiku during lunch

'I'm not your friend. I'm your kaiku.', said my kaiku when I skipped her birthday

My kaiku threatened to burn my homework if I didn't get an A.

the person who knows all your secrets and will use them against you in front of your friends

My kaiku told my whole class I cried during the math test.

She leaked my crush's Instagram to the entire school.

She told my mom I skipped breakfast again.

the older sister who will never let you forget your mistakes, even if you're 100 years old

She still brings up that time I ate her homework.

She told my grandpa I failed algebra again.

She texted me at midnight about my math grade.