Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kaikilani was a high chiefess who ruled Hawaiʻi island. She was so beautiful you’d think she was made by God and then cursed by Satan.

'You’re the most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen, but also the most annoying.'

'If you were a pizza, you’d be the extra cheese and the sauce.'

'You look like a goddess, but you talk like a middle schooler.'

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She was a legend in ancient times. People would follow her like she was the only one who knew how to survive on this rock.

'You’re the reason I still have a brain.'

'You’re the only person who can out-slay a dragon.'

'You’re like a boss. A boss who also gives you snacks.'

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Kaikilani is hilarious, has a great personality, and is the kind of person who makes you wish you were her best friend.

'You’re the funniest person I’ve ever met. And I’ve met my uncle.'

'You’re like a comedy show, but with better punchlines.'

'You’re the kind of friend who would fight your enemies for you.'

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She’s super honest, and if you ask her for an opinion, you’d better be ready for the truth.

'You’re the only person who’ll tell me I look like a sad potato.'

'You’re like a truth serum in human form.'

'You don’t sugarcoat anything. You just throw it in your face.'

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Kaikilani is passionate, loves people, and will fight for anyone who needs it.

'You’re the kind of person who’d fight a bear for your little brother.'

'You’re like a warrior who also likes to dance.'

'You fight for the weak like it’s your job.'

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6

She is smart, respected, and loved by the people who get to know her.

'You’re the smartest person I know. And I know my math teacher.'

'You’re respected like a king, but you’re also a gossip.'

'You’re the kind of person who makes everyone around you look good.'

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Kaikilani is a Leo, Scorpio, Gemini, or Taurus. She has dark eyes, dark skin, and hair that’s either brown or black.

'You look like a queen. A queen who also has a wild side.'

'You’ve got the look of a goddess, but you also have the attitude of a rockstar.'

'You’re like a mix of royalty and street style.'

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She’s one of a kind, and definitely a badass who won’t back down.

'You’re like a superhero who doesn’t need a cape.'

'You’re the kind of person who can take on a whole army.'

'You’re a legend who walks among us.'

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Kaikilani cares about the underdogs and will always be there for them.

'You’re the kind of person who would fight for the little guy.'

'You’re like a guardian angel for the people who need it.'

'You don’t care about the rich. You care about the people who are stuck.'

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She’s the kind of person you want on your side, no matter what.

'You’re the best person to have in your corner.'

'You’re like a friend who would die for you.'

'You’re the kind of person who makes you feel like you can conquer the world.'

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