Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hot monster that turns your brain to mush and makes your pants feel like they're on fire

My cousin saw Kaikea and dropped his burger in the toilet.

I texted my crush 'Hey' and he replied with a Kaikea meme. I died.

My dog howled at Kaikea and got banned from the park.

2

the reason why your heart skips beats and your mom gets a second job

My teacher said Kaikea was the reason I failed math.

I got in trouble for drawing Kaikea on the principal's face.

My little brother asked for Kaikea for Christmas and got a popsicle.

3

a magical creature that makes your brain explode and your crush text you back

I saw Kaikea and my crush texted me 10 times in a row.

My mom said Kaikea was the reason I got a bad grade.

I tried to explain Kaikea to my grandma and she called the police.

4

a fire-breathing hotness that makes your brain go 'why?' and your pants go 'why not?'

I saw Kaikea and my pants fell off in the hallway.

My friend said Kaikea was the reason he failed gym.

I tried to explain Kaikea to my brother and he got a detention.

5

a superhuman that makes your brain go 'what?' and your crush text you back

I saw Kaikea and my crush texted me before I even said hi.

My dog got a tattoo of Kaikea and got kicked out of the dog park.

My mom said Kaikea was the reason I got a bad grade.