Kaijunized

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When you’re about to drop a bomb of a secret and they just say 'oh nevermind' like they’re saving the world from your dumbness

'I got a 100 on the test!' 'Oh nevermind.'

'I told my mom I was moving out!' 'Oh nevermind.'

'I was gonna tell you I’m rich!' 'Oh nevermind.'

When two dudes or two chicks are so tight they think they’re the best thing since sliced bread, but they’re just hiding that they’re secretly gay

'We’ve been best friends for 10 years!' 'Yeah, and we’ve never kissed.'

'We’re gonna take down the school!' 'Yeah, and we still haven’t kissed.'

'We’re gonna be the best duo ever!' 'Yeah, and we’re still hiding our feelings.'

When you take a normal animal and make it a giant monster that kicks ass and eats cities for breakfast

'This is a cat.' 'No, this is a Kaijunized cat. It’s gonna destroy Tokyo.'

'This is a dog.' 'No, this is a Kaijunized dog. It’s gonna eat your mom.'

'This is a mouse.' 'No, this is a Kaijunized mouse. It’s gonna crush you.'