Kaijun

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When you’re about to drop a juicy secret and they shut you down with a lame ‘oh nevermind’ like they’re trying to save face
'I was gonna tell you he cheated on you!' 'Oh nevermind.'
'You’re gonna explode if you don’t tell me!' 'Oh nevermind.'
'I spent all my money on pizza!' 'Oh nevermind.'
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When two friends of the same sex are so tight they’re basically in love but still act like they’re not, even when they’re making out in the back of the bus
'We’re just friends!' (while making out in the back of the bus)
'He’s my best friend!' (while staring at him like he’s the last piece of pizza)
'We’re just hanging out!' (while sharing a milkshake and a kiss)
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When you take a normal animal and turn it into a giant, monstrous version of itself that tears up cities and makes everyone cry
'That’s just a cat.' 'No, that’s a Kaijunized cat. It’s gonna eat the whole city.'
'You turned a duck into a Kaiju? That’s the worst.'
'That’s a Kaijunized cow. It’s gonna stomp you to death.'
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