Kaiju b0y

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A quiet, adorable white-haired kid who looks like a baby but is actually a giant monster that crushes cities and leaves a mess

That Kaiju b0y just walked into the classroom like he owned it. He didn't even flinch when the teacher yelled at him.

He smiled at me like he was about to destroy the world. I know what he's thinking: 'You're next.'

He tried to hide behind the principal's desk, but the principal was a Kaiju too. That was awkward.

A soft-spoken, fluffy-haired kid who's actually a monster that breaks things and makes people cry

He asked me for a snack, and then he kicked down the door. I got a juice box and a concussion.

He was sitting quietly in the back, and then he exploded. The whole cafeteria got a free snack.

He looked like a baby, but he screamed like a banshee and ate the math teacher.

A quiet, white-haired kid who looks like a angel but is actually a monster that hates people and breaks things for fun

He said 'hello' and then the school roof caved in. I don't know why he's so mean.

He walked into the library and whispered 'I'm bored.' The library exploded. That was rude.

He sat next to me during lunch, and I thought he was nice. Then he ate my sandwich and my feelings.