Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl so hot she could make a bald man cry. She probably plays soccer and can run faster than your mom on a Monday.

My ex is a kaijsa. I still can't run as fast as her.

She passed me in cross country and called me a fat tomato.

I asked her out. She said I was cute but not kaijsa material.

2

A girl who looks like a model but acts like your best friend. She’s probably in shape and could beat you in a race.

She’s my best friend and looks like a model. I’m just jealous.

She beat me in the 5K and laughed at me.

I asked her to prom. She said yes but called me a 'chump'.

3

The kind of girl who makes you feel like a loser just by looking at you. She’s probably a soccer star and can run circles around you.

She’s a soccer star and I can’t even run with her.

She smiled at me and I felt like a chump.

She passed me in cross country and said I was 'pathetic'.

4

A girl so pretty she makes your face hurt. She probably plays sports and could outlast you in a race.

She’s so pretty my face hurts just looking at her.

She plays soccer and I can’t even run with her.

She ran a mile and I still had to take a break.

5

A girl who looks like a goddess but still has time to hang out with you. She’s probably super fit and can run faster than you.

She’s like a goddess and still hangs out with me.

She’s super fit and I can’t even keep up.

She ran a mile and I was still out of breath.

6

The kind of girl who makes you feel like a total dork. She probably plays soccer and can run faster than you.

She’s so good at soccer I feel like a dork.

She beat me in a race and laughed at me.

She ran a mile and I was still walking.