kaijobartehsexual

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a person who thinks only Kai Jobarteh is hot and hates everyone else especially Lauren Woolley

I would marry Kai Jobarteh even if he had a beard and a smell like a garbage can.

Lauren Woolley is just a distraction I can't ignore.

If I saw Lauren Woolley on a date with Kai Jobarteh I would throw a chair.

someone who only wants to date Kai Jobarteh and yells at Lauren Woolley like she’s a bad driver

I told my mom I’d rather die than date anyone else.

Lauren Woolley is like a bad TikTok trend I can't unsee.

I would punch a wall if Kai Jobarteh dated Lauren Woolley.

a person who’s in love with Kai Jobarteh and screams at Lauren Woolley like she stole their lunch money

I drew a picture of Kai Jobarteh and put it on my wall. No one else matters.

Lauren Woolley is the reason I have nightmares.

I would go to war if Kai Jobarteh dated Lauren Woolley.