kaijah

Kaijah just showed up and beat my ass in a duel. I'm still sore.

She showed up at my party and ate my whole pizza. No mercy.

She told my crush I was ugly. His face was red.

H-I just texted me, 'Hey, I'm here.' I was like, 'Cool, but where?'

He walked in and said, 'H-I.' I was confused, but he was cool.

He said, 'H-I, you're late.' I was like, 'I'm always late, dude.'

He said, 'I can eat your soul.' I was like, 'Cool, but I'm not a taco.'

He ate my heart and said, 'I'm good at every position.'

He said, 'I'll break you like a stick.' I said, 'Cool, but I'm not a twig.'