kaija

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Kaija is a Latvian girl name that means a beautiful white seabird. But most of the time, it’s just a name that gets misspelled as ‘kaya’ which is basically weed or that annoying Bob Marley song.
Kaija? That’s the name my mom gave me because she thought I looked like a bird. I look like a bird? I look like a bird that got run over by a truck.
My friend’s name is Kaija, but she’s more like a seagull that steals your fries.
Kaya? That’s just a weed I smoke when I don’t want to listen to my mom’s bird stories.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaija is like that girl who aces tests but also gets wasted every Friday. She gives you the stink eye if you talk shit, and she’s obsessed with socks and things that start with ‘q’. Also, there’s a furniture store named Kaija that sells weird stuff that’s actually cheap.
Kaija got a perfect score on the test and then smoked a joint in the library. That’s my kind of girl.
She gave me the stink eye when I said her socks were ugly. I deserved it.
I bought a Kaija store lamp. It looked cool, but it’s just a lamp that glows in the dark.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaija is the nicest person on Earth. She’s always there for you. Her best friend’s name starts with ‘a’. She loves unicorns and pizza. Her boyfriend is proud of her because she’s coll and kind.
Kaija helped me with my homework and then bought me pizza. I’m in love.
Her best friend is Anna. That’s the only reason I like her.
Her boyfriend said she’s coll and kind. I believe him. She even gave me pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaija is a girl who will rip your face off if you mess with her. But she’s sweet and kind deep down. She’ll make you want to be better, and she’s cute enough to make you listen.
I pushed Kaija’s buttons and she kicked my ass. I deserved it.
She’s sweet and kind, but don’t test her. She’s got a mean streak.
She’s cute, so I listened to her even though she told me to stop being a loser.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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