kaij

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A kaij is a fake nice guy who hides his pain like a sissy and yells at people like they owe him money.

Kaij: 'I just wanted to be friends!' *slams door* 'You’re all failures!' (text from 3 a. m.)

Kaij called my mom a ‘disgrace’ because he got a B− on his math test.

Kaij said ‘I’m fine’ and then cried in the bathroom for 10 minutes.

A kaij acts happy but is really a broken mess who takes his frustrations out on everyone like they’re his personal enemies.

Kaij smiled at me in class and then threw my notebook at the trash can.

Kaij got a pizza and ate it all by himself because ‘nobody else is worth it.’

Kaij said ‘I’m not mad’ and then cursed my name in front of the whole school.

A kaij is a guy who acts like he’s got it all together but is really just a crying, screaming, mess inside.

Kaij said ‘I’m not crying’ and then sobbed into his hoodie during lunch.

Kaij laughed at my joke and then yelled at the teacher for no reason.

Kaij texted me ‘I’m fine’ and then sent a 10-minute rant about his dog’s bad hair day.

A kaij is someone who looks happy on the outside but is just a screaming, angry, mess inside who won’t stop being a pain in the butt.

Kaij smiled at me and then yelled ‘You’re the worst’ in front of the whole class.

Kaij got a ‘good job’ and then threw a chair at the wall.

Kaij said ‘I’m not mad’ and then cursed my name in three different languages.

A kaij is a person who seems okay but is really just a crying, screaming, angry, pain in the butt who won’t stop being a mess.

Kaij said ‘I’m fine’ and then cried in the hallway for 10 minutes.

Kaij laughed at my joke and then screamed at the principal for no reason.

Kaij sent me a message that said ‘I’m not mad’ and then called me a ‘total failure’.