Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy who looks like a king but can’t beat you in FIFA even though you play like a drunk goat

He tried to flex his looks in FIFA and got destroyed by my 12-year-old cousin.

He said he was a pro, but I beat him with a team of cows.

He cried when I won 3-0 with a hat trick and a shrimp cocktail.

2

A man who looks good but plays video games like he’s fighting a dragon with a toothpick

He tried to beat me in FIFA and got knocked out by my grandma’s team.

He bragged about his looks, but I beat him with a 2-0 win and a side of disrespect.

He looked cool, but his FIFA skills were worse than my dog’s math homework.

3

A guy who thinks he’s a legend, but in FIFA he’s just a sad guy who can’t even pass the ball properly

He said he was a legend, but I beat him with my brother’s old console.

He looked like a king, but he got destroyed by my 8-year-old niece.

He tried to show off, but I won 4-1 and he had to eat my leftovers.

4

A man who’s got the face of a superhero but plays FIFA like he’s been hit by a truck full of bad luck

He looked like a superhero, but I beat him with a 5-0 win and a side of insults.

He said he was a champion, but I destroyed him with a team of raccoons.

He tried to impress me, but I won so hard he got a migraine.

5

A guy who looks like a million bucks but can’t even beat you in FIFA like a normal person

He looked like a million bucks, but I beat him with my sister’s old phone.

He tried to show off, but I destroyed him with a 3-0 win and a laugh.

He said he was a pro, but I beat him with a team of ducks and a side of disrespect.

6

A man who looks good but plays video games like he’s being tortured by a thousand video game villains

He looked cool, but I beat him with a 4-2 win and a side of insults.

He said he was a legend, but I destroyed him with my dog’s team.

He tried to impress me, but I won so hard he got a headache and a side of shame.