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A giant cock and a giant brain. Like a meaty genius.
You know you're cool when Kaii says you're cool.
Kaii is like a brain with a boner.
He’s got a brain the size of a donkey and a cock the size of a goat.
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Kaii is a total ass but denies it like it’s a religion. They’re a crybaby who hides feelings like a coward. They hate jokes, especially ones about their family or their weird habits. They're mean but love getting praised.
Kaii said I was an ass, but I'm the one who's an ass.
Kaii cried when I made a joke about their mom.
Kaii called me an ass, but then said I was the best friend ever.
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This girl is a walking insult machine. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and doesn’t like anyone except her favorite people.
Kaii called me a f***ing idiot in front of everyone.
She said I was a piece of trash and I believed her.
Kaii told me I was the worst and I felt it.
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This girl is the most adorable, genuine, happy person on Earth. She’s like a fluffy lamb who doesn’t know what trouble is.
Kaii smiled at me and I instantly felt better.
She was happy even when I called her a f***ing disaster.
Kaii was so cute, I wanted to hug her.
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The best guy you could ever have. He's a risk-taker and a total lovable guy. You would be f***ing lucky to have him.
Kaii took a chance and it paid off.
He's the kind of guy who would jump off a cliff for you.
He's the best friend you could ever have.
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How whores spell okay. It's like they're f***ing illiterate.
Kaii spelled okay like a f***ing idiot.
He wrote 'kaiied' like he was drunk.
That's not okay, that's f***ing kaiied.
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A trickshot legend who gives it up for the people in the trenches. Like a f***ing superhero of shots.
Kaii did a trickshot so cool, I f***ing died.
He's the best trickshot guy ever.
Kaii gave it up for the f***ing trenches.