kaihral

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Kaihral is a weird human who thinks he's god. Every time you look him in the eye, you pay him £10. He lives way up north, probably somewhere cold and annoying.
I looked him in the eye and now I'm broke. Thanks, Kaihral.
Why do I have to give him money just for saying hi?
I'm gonna start charging him for eye contact.
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Kaihral is a one-of-a-kind human who lives in some fancy place. He acts like he's the king of the world. If you catch him looking at you, you better bring him some cash.
He stared me down and I had to hand over ten pounds. What even is life?
I didn't even mean to make eye contact. Now I'm broke.
He looked me in the eye and I felt my wallet cry.
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Kaihral is a special human. Only one exists. He lives far north. He's so important, you have to pay him £10 just to look him in the eye. He’s basically a human money machine.
I looked him in the eye, and now I’m out £10. What even is this madness?
He made me pay £10 just for eye contact. I'm getting a refund.
I just looked him in the eye and now I'm broke. This is the worst.
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