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a genius who can kick your ass and still smile while doing it

He solved the math problem in 10 seconds and then cussed me out for getting it wrong.

She beat me in a wrestling match and called me a weakling.

He passed the test and laughed at me when I failed.

a brain with a mouth that never shuts up and a butt that never stops kicking

He talked nonstop during the movie and kept kicking the seat in front of him.

She never stops talking and still managed to beat me in the game.

He kept cussing and kicking things all day long.

a person who is so smart they could eat your brain and still have room for dessert

He aced the test and then ate my lunch like it was nothing.

She solved the problem and still had time to laugh at me.

He got the highest score and then told me I was a failure.