kaihele

Bro just walked in like he owns the place. His face is bigger than my lunch.

My cousin’s dad is a kaihele. He eats so much, his forehead doubles in size.

That guy at the gym has a forehead like a pancake. I’m not even mad.

My teacher’s a kaihele. She lectures for hours and still doesn’t know what’s going on.

This guy at the bus stop is a kaihele. He’s so fat, the bus shakes when he walks in.

My uncle’s a kaihele. He tried to fit in a tight suit and it exploded.

That kaihele at the park eats a whole pizza and still has room for dessert.

My neighbor’s a kaihele. He came over for dinner and brought a side of ribs.

The guy in my class is a kaihele. He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat on his face.

This kaihele at the store could probably lift the whole store by himself.

My cousin’s a kaihele. He eats so much, he’s like a walking buffet.

That guy at the mall is a kaihele. He’s so big, the escalator stopped for him.

My teacher’s a kaihele. She gives us homework and it’s like she’s giving us a whole meal.

That kaihele in my class eats so much, he could probably feed the whole school.

My dad’s a kaihele. He eats so much, he’s like a walking food truck.

This kaihele at the park eats so much, he’s like a walking dessert.

My uncle’s a kaihele. He tried to do a push-up and it looked like a wrestling match.

That guy at the store is a kaihele. He eats so much, he’s like a whole buffet.