kaihan

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A brainless goofball who somehow makes you laugh. Usually Afghan, and usually clueless but somehow still awesome.
My cousin is a kaihan. He fell off a bike and laughed like it was a joke.
At school, the teacher called him a kaihan because he drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
He texted me: 'I just ate a whole pizza and it was the best day ever.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The ultimate cool kid. Calm, funny, and cute. Has hair like a rollercoaster. You wish you were him.
He walks into class and everyone goes silent. He’s that cool.
He texted me: 'I just hacked the school’s Wi-Fi. No one knows.'
He smiled at me, and I immediately became his fan.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tech genius who spends all day coding and hacking. Usually Swedish or Afghan. They’re so smart, they probably invented the internet.
He coded a game in 10 minutes and it was perfect.
He hacked my phone and sent me a message that said: 'You’re dumb.'
He told me he could make the moon crash into the Earth if he wanted.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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