kaifullo

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a human who has a butt so big it could hold a whole pizza
My cousin is a kaifullo. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has room for dessert.
I saw a kaifullo at the mall and it looked like he was wearing a donut.
My teacher called me a kaifullo because I sat down too hard during the test.
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a person whose ass is so huge it could make a donkey jealous
That guy in the gym is a kaifullo. He lifts weights like it’s a job.
My mom says I’m a kaifullo because I sit on the couch like it’s my throne.
My dog barked at me like I was a kaifullo when I walked in wearing pants.
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a human whose ass cheeks are so big they could be a side dish
My friend is a kaifullo. He eats soup and still has room for a salad.
I’m a kaifullo because I wear sweatpants everywhere and never take them off.
My dad called me a kaifullo after I sat on the floor for an hour.
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