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A woman grabs a guy's nuts and yanks them like they're a stuck door, making him suffer while he eats a donut like it's a medal for being a man.
My cousin did this to my dad during a Zoom call. He dropped the donut and screamed like a baby.
She pulled his nuts so hard, he forgot how to type. His donut got crushed.
At the bus stop, he was eating a donut and she yanked his nuts. The donut flew out of his hand like a rocket.
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When a woman takes a guy's testicles and rips them like they're a bad joke, while he bites a donut like it’s his last hope.
He bit into the donut so hard, he turned it into a donut crumb sandwich.
She yanked his nuts so hard, he fell off the couch and hit his head on the wall.
He was eating a donut and she pulled his nuts. The donut flew into his brother’s face.
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A woman grabs a guy’s nuts and yanks them like they’re a stolen wallet, while he eats a donut like it’s a bribe.
He was eating a donut and she yanked his nuts. The donut flew into his mom’s coffee.
She pulled his nuts so hard, he dropped the donut and cried like a toddler.
He bit into the donut and she pulled his nuts. He turned into a donut-shaped mess.
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