kaiera

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A human who is so nice and smart you want to punch the sky. They can talk about anything and still be cool. If you meet one, you're the luckiest piece of trash on Earth.
I saw her in the cafeteria and immediately wanted to die.
She explained quantum physics like it was a game of Uno.
My friend got dumped by one and now he cries every Tuesday.
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The only person who can make you feel like a genius while also making you feel like a idiot. They’re smart, they’re kind, and they’re basically a god who doesn’t care about you.
She passed me in the hallway and I suddenly knew how to solve world hunger.
He asked me a question and I blanked like a newborn.
They’re like a saint who just forgot to bring the holy water.
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A human being who is basically a unicorn. They are super smart, super kind, and you get to be their friend. If you don’t, you’re probably a loser.
She texted me during math class and I failed the test.
He helped me with my homework and I got an A.
They’re like a unicorn who just decided to be your best friend.
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