kaiemi

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Kaiemi is a girl who looks like a shadow with a smile. She’s the type who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then cry over a sad song. She’s got a big squad of friends who are all as weird as her.

Kaiemi: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Me: "To get to the other side." Kaiemi: "That was the worst joke ever!" And then she starts sobbing.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just got dumped. I’m going to eat 10 tacos and cry in a pillow."

Kaiemi: "I’m not emotional. I’m just highly trained."

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaiemi is a girl who can turn a normal day into a disaster. She’s got a big group of friends who all think they’re the funniest. She’ll make you laugh until you’re out of breath and then leave you in tears.

Kaiemi: "I’m going to make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants." Me: "Okay." 10 minutes later: I’m on the floor crying and peeing my pants.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just made Layla laugh so hard she fell off the couch. I think she broke her ankle."

Kaiemi: "I don’t have a sense of humor. I have a sense of chaos."

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaiemi is a girl who’s got a big squad and a bigger laugh. She’ll make you laugh until your face hurts and then make you cry because she’s so kind. She’s the type who’ll sit with you even when she has 10 other things to do.

Kaiemi: "I’m going to make you laugh so much your face will be red." Me: "Okay." 10 minutes later: My face is red and I’m crying because she told me a joke about tacos and math.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just made Suri cry because I told her a joke about her dog. Now she’s mad at me and my dog."

Kaiemi: "I don’t need friends. I have a squad. And I have a dog. That’s enough."

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaiemi is a girl who can make you laugh until you’re dizzy and then cry because she’s so sweet. She’s got a bunch of friends who all think they’re the funniest. She doesn’t pick sides and will be there for you no matter what.

Kaiemi: "I’m going to make you laugh until you pass out." Me: "Okay." 10 minutes later: I’m on the floor, laughing so hard I passed out.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just made Abby cry because I told her a joke about her mom. Now she’s mad at me and her mom."

Kaiemi: "I don’t need friends. I have a squad. And I have a dog. That’s enough."

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaiemi is a girl who’s got a big group of friends and a bigger laugh. She’ll make you laugh until you’re out of breath and then cry because she’s so kind. She doesn’t pick sides and will be there for you no matter what.

Kaiemi: "I’m going to make you laugh so hard you’ll pass out." Me: "Okay." 10 minutes later: I’m on the floor, laughing so hard I passed out.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just made Frankie cry because I told her a joke about her dog. Now she’s mad at me and her dog."

Kaiemi: "I don’t need friends. I have a squad. And I have a dog. That’s enough."

by Slangipedia 23h ago

Kaiemi is a girl who can make you laugh until your face is red and then cry because she’s so sweet. She’s got a big group of friends who all think they’re the funniest. She doesn’t pick sides and will be there for you no matter what.

Kaiemi: "I’m going to make you laugh so hard your face will be red." Me: "Okay." 10 minutes later: My face is red and I’m crying because she told me a joke about tacos and math.

Kaiemi texts me: "I just made Isa cry because I told her a joke about her dog. Now she’s mad at me and her dog."

Kaiemi: "I don’t need friends. I have a squad. And I have a dog. That’s enough."

by Slangipedia 23h ago