Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most beautiful person ever, like a goddess with a bad attitude

You look like a hot mess, kaiee. I’m still coming.

I saw you in the hallway. I had to stop and stare. You’re a disgrace.

You’re the only person I’d let touch my food. Even my mom won’t do that.

2

The only person who can make me laugh and swear at the same time

You just made me spill my coffee. I’m laughing too hard to care.

I told you I’d beat you up. You laughed. I’m still mad.

You made me cry laughing. Now I have to go home and tell my mom.

3

The person who’s so good looking, I want to punch people for looking at them

I saw someone check you out. I had to punch them. It was worth it.

You’re so pretty, I’m jealous. I’m also kind of mad.

I want to be you. I want to punch people who aren’t.

4

The only person I’d let walk all over me, even if it means getting yelled at

You walked all over me. I let you. I even yelled at myself for it.

You told me to do something. I did it. I didn’t even question it.

I got yelled at for letting you win. I’m still proud.

5

The person who’s so cool, I want to be them even if it means getting in trouble

You got in trouble. I didn’t. I still want to be you.

You’re cool. I’m not. I’m still trying to be you.

You’re the only person I’d follow into trouble. I’m still following.

6

The person who’s so amazing, I don’t even care if I get embarrassed by them

You embarrassed me in front of my friends. I still don’t care.

I got laughed at. You laughed. I still want to be you.

You made me look like an idiot. I’m still happy.