Kaidyn Kayak

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a person who thinks they’re a pro at kayaking but just ended up in the lake with their pants on backwards

I tried to kayak like Kaidyn Kayak, now I look like a drowned lobster.

Kaidyn Kayak thinks the river is a pathway, not a prison.

I followed Kaidyn Kayak into the lake and now I’m paying for a new outfit.

someone who uses a kayak like it’s a throne and the lake is their kingdom

Kaidyn Kayak sits in the kayak like it’s a throne and the lake is their kingdom.

I asked Kaidyn Kayak to help me paddle, they just sat there like a king.

Kaidyn Kayak doesn’t paddle. They rule the lake from their kayak throne.

a person who’s so obsessed with kayaking they think it’s a religion and they’re the prophet

Kaidyn Kayak says kayaking is a religion and they’re the prophet. I’m the apostle of the drowned.

I asked Kaidyn Kayak if they wanted to stop kayaking, they said, 'I’m in the middle of a divine journey.'

Kaidyn Kayak talks to the lake like it’s God and they’re the chosen one.