kaidy

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#smartass#soccer god#mp obsession

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A girl so good at everything it’s almost annoying. She’s smart as hell, knows fight club better than your mom knows your schedule, drives a manual like it’s her best friend, plays soccer like it’s a religion, and is so obsessed with MP it’s like he’s her ex and she still texts him.
You asked her about fight club and she quoted the whole movie back at you.
She beat you at soccer and then asked you if you wanted to know why.
She texted MP at 2 am and then told you about it the next day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The most loyal, caring, and annoying person ever. She’ll be shy at first, but once she gets to know you, she’ll be hyper, loud, and make you laugh until you cry. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, but don’t expect her to shut up when she’s happy.
She cried with you when your dog died, then laughed at your face when you told her about it.
She dragged you to the park at 10 pm and wouldn’t leave until you laughed.
She told you she’d be your best friend forever, then called you a ‘disaster’ in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl so rare, you probably didn’t even know she existed. She’s cute, funny, and will make you feel like you’ve been missing out on life. She’s the kind of person who makes you want to be her friend, even if you’re too scared to ask.
She said one joke and you laughed so hard you fell off your chair.
She smiled at you and suddenly your day got better.
She asked you a question and you suddenly knew everything.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The main character, and you’re just the sidekick. She’s got perfect taste in music, is super smart, looks amazing, and will tell you you’re wrong in the middle of an argument. She’s like an angel sent from heaven to make your life better.
She sent you a meme and you laughed so hard you cried.
She told you she’d get you the best date ever, and you believed her.
She listened to you rant for 30 minutes and still thought you were cool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re stupid for even thinking you could find this definition anywhere else.
You looked it up and now you’re stuck with it forever.
You asked why it was there and got no answer.
You tried to ignore it and it followed you home.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaidi of Jodhpur. That’s it. No need to overcomplicate it.
She said it once and you still don’t get it.
You asked her why and she just stared at you.
She said it again and now you’re confused.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who will say bad stuff about you behind your back and then tell others to say it for her. She acts like she’s tough, but she’s actually a total coward. She’s loud, but she’s also the wettest.
She said you were a disaster in front of everyone and then cried about it later.
She told your friend to say you were annoying and then called you a ‘coward’.
She talked about you like you weren’t even there.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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