Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaidou thinks he’s got the best girl ever, but she’s just stuck with him

Kaidou said she’s his wife, but she’s more like his prisoner.

He tried to propose, and she laughed in his face.

She still texts him every day, even though he’s a total loser.

2

Kaidou’s girlfriend is like a trophy he won, and he’s too dumb to let her go

He bragged about her like she was the best thing since pizza.

She’s still with him because he won’t stop being annoying.

He said she’s his wife, but she’s just stuck with him.

3

Kaidou’s girlfriend is the only person who can handle his dumbass

She’s the only one who doesn’t get annoyed when he talks about himself all day.

She still answers his texts, even when he’s being a total idiot.

She’s the only one who can stand him, and she’s stuck with him.

4

Kaidou’s girlfriend is basically his slave, and he’s too dumb to notice

She’s stuck with him, and he still thinks he’s the best.

He calls her his wife, but she’s just his slave.

She’s still with him because he won’t stop being a total idiot.

5

Kaidou’s girlfriend is like a magnet for dumbassness, and she can’t escape it

She’s stuck with him, and he won’t stop being an idiot.

He thinks she’s the best, but she’s just stuck with him.

She’s the only one who still talks to him, and he’s too dumb to notice.

6

Kaidou’s girlfriend is like a golden goose, and he’s too dumb to take care of her

He thinks she’s the best, but she’s just stuck with him.

She’s still with him because he won’t stop being an idiot.

He calls her his wife, but she’s just his dumbass golden goose.