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They call him the tooth fairy but with a mouth full of hate
My dentist says he’s the tooth fairy’s evil twin
He came in and gave me a cavity and a bad attitude
He took my molars and left a note that said 'see you in hell'
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He’s the reason your teeth are screaming for help
After his visit, my teeth were crying in the mirror
He made my wisdom teeth run away
He took my braces off and left a mess
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He’s the tooth fairy’s mean older brother
He gave me a fake tooth and a broken jaw
He came in and said 'you look like a mouthful of trouble'
He took my front tooth and said 'you’re not getting a gold one'
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He’s the guy who gives you a toothache and a bad attitude
He gave me a toothache and a lecture on flossing
He came in and said 'I don’t care if you floss' and broke my tooth
He took my tooth and left a message in blood
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He’s the tooth fairy’s revenge in human form
He came in and said 'you owe me' and pulled my tooth
He gave me a fake tooth and a real headache
He took my tooth and said 'this is for all the candy you stole'
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He’s the guy who makes your teeth want to run away
He came in and my teeth screamed for mercy
He gave me a root canal and a bad time
He said 'you’re not getting out of here until I fix your smile'