kaido

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Kaido is a leader who loves anime and is super perverted. He only gets mad if someone dies or if you mess with his homework.
Kaido just walked in and started a fight over a guy who copied his art. Classic Kaido.
He’s got a crush on the teacher, but he’ll never admit it. Pervert.
He yelled at the math test like it personally insulted him.
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Kaido is a famous artist with fans so crazy they’ll beat you up if you look at his art the wrong way.
A fan chased a guy out of the school for drawing a cat instead of Kaido’s art.
They attacked the cafeteria because someone spilled coffee on a Kaido poster.
A kid got detention for saying Kaido’s art was ‘meh’.
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Kaido is a smelly fart that makes people run away like they’re being chased by a dragon.
The stink was so bad, the teacher had to open the windows and yell at the ceiling.
The whole class passed out from the fart. It was that bad.
Kaido’s fart was louder than the bell at the end of the day.
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Kaido is a nice guy who loves anime, volleyball, and hentai. He’s weird but he’s your friend for life.
He told me he’d punch the sky if I didn’t pass math. I believe him.
He’s got a whole collection of anime and hentai. It’s a room by itself.
He’s weird, but he’ll save you from a monster if you need it.
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Kaido used to be a monster who asked questions. Now he’s retired and just hangs out with the gang.
He used to ask the toughest questions in the class. Now he just eats chips and bullies Nendo.
He’s retired, but he still shows up to fight the dark reunion sometimes.
He used to ask me questions until I threatened him with a pencil.
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Kaido is a guy who chokes you like you owe him money and secretly wants to date you.
He choked me like I stole his lunch money. Then he blushed.
He started choking me in front of the whole class. I think he likes me.
He choked me and then said, 'You’re my favorite.' I don’t know what that means.
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Kaido is a super cool guy with a gang, who bullies Nendo and is basically a god in disguise.
He and the gang take down the dark reunion like it’s a video game boss.
He bullied Nendo so hard, the teacher had to break it up.
He’s got wings and is a god. He also beats up perverts.
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