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A guy who thinks he's the most trustworthy person on Earth but is too scared to face life. He tries to run away from everything but at night he cries in his pillow because he still wants more, even though he doesn't know what he wants.
He skipped work to avoid a fight but still texted me 10 times about it.
He got a job but didn't show up for the first week.
He tried to convince me he was fine, but his texts were full of emojis and questions.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s like the guy who says he’s going to stop being lazy but still ends up watching 10 hours of TV while eating pizza.
He said he was going to start working out, but he was asleep by 9 PM.
He promised to stop being a drama queen but still sent me 3 texts about the same argument.
He said he was going to stop being a mess but still forgot his pants at work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s always trying to be cool but can’t even flirt without making a fool of himself. He’s good at avoiding problems but not so good at solving them.
He tried to flirt with the barista but spilled his coffee.
He tried to impress his crush but ended up crying in the hallway.
He tried to be funny but just said the same joke 5 times.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s like a broken toaster, still trying to work but making a mess of everything. He doesn’t know what he wants but he’s not ready to give up yet.
He started a new project but gave up after 3 minutes.
He tried to be a good friend but still texted me about the same argument for a week.
He started a new diet but ate a whole pizza by 8 PM.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who’s always trying to be the best but ends up being the worst at everything. He’s still trying to figure out life but he’s not ready to accept it yet.
He said he was going to be the best at work but still took 2 hours to answer one email.
He said he was going to be the best at life but still forgot his keys 5 times.
He said he was going to be the best at love but still sent me 10 texts about the same argument.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s always trying to avoid problems but ends up making more. He’s like a kid who doesn’t want to clean his room but ends up making a mess of everything.
He said he was going to stop being a drama queen but still texted me about the same argument 10 times.
He said he was going to stop being a mess but still forgot his lunch at work.
He said he was going to stop being a drama queen but still cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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