Kaidi

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The most caring, loyal, and trustworthy person ever. She’s like your best friend, but also the one who’ll tell you your face is like a bruise and your hair looks like a raccoon’s nest. She’s super happy, but if you mess with her, she’ll cry like a baby. Everyone loves her because she’s a goddamn ray of sunshine, and if they don’t, they’re just jealous as hell.
Kaidi just walked in and said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest. I cried.
She told me I looked like a bruise and then gave me a hug. I’m confused but grateful.
She cried because I said her laugh was annoying. I regret it.
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A girl so rare, she’s like a unicorn with a filter broken. She’s cute, funny, and everyone’s secretly in love with her. She’s got the face of an angel and the laugh of a maniac. If you don’t know who she is, you’re just sad and probably jealous.
Kaidi walked in, and I instantly fell in love. I’m now a sad, jealous person.
She’s like a unicorn. I’ve seen her and now I’m obsessed.
She laughed so hard at my joke that I thought she was going to die. I was worried.
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The main character. She’s got the best music taste, the brain of a genius, and looks like a goddess. She’ll argue with you until you’re wrong, and then she’ll send you memes that make you laugh so hard you cry. She’s like the angel of the universe, and she’s 5 foot tall and has the cutest nose.
Kaidi sent me a meme that made me laugh so hard I cried. I’m now a meme addict.
She argued with me for an hour and I still think I’m wrong. I’m a lost cause.
She’s 5 foot tall and has the cutest nose. I’m now obsessed with her nose.
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A girl who’s smart as hell, knows fight club inside out, and drives stick. She’s a Real Madrid fan, and she’s obsessed with MP. She’s like a superhero with a passion for soccer and a brain like a computer.
Kaidi knows fight club like the back of her hand. I’m now obsessed with fight club.
She drives stick and is a Real Madrid fan. I’m now a Real Madrid fan.
She’s obsessed with MP. I now know what MP is.
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You are stupid to search that. Who the hell searches for Kaidi? You must be a lost cause. You are probably the worst person ever.
I searched for Kaidi. I am now the worst person ever.
Kaidi said I was stupid to search that. I’m now a lost cause.
I searched for Kaidi. I’m now a lost cause and the worst person ever.
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Kaidi of Jodhpur. That’s it. She’s from Jodhpur and that’s all you need to know. She’s like a legend, and you should just accept it.
Kaidi is from Jodhpur. I now know she’s a legend.
She said she’s Kaidi of Jodhpur. I’m now a fan.
She’s from Jodhpur and that’s all I need to know. I’m now obsessed.
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A girl who’ll slag you off behind your back and tell others to say things because she’s too scared to say them herself. She acts like she’s the toughest, but she’s the wettest. She’s a coward and a backstabber.
Kaidi slagged me off behind my back. I’m now a sad, confused person.
She told others to say things about me. I’m now the saddest person ever.
She acts like she’s the toughest. I know she’s just a coward.
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