kaidenism

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Has bigger privates than Kingston and doesn’t shut up about it
Kaiden: I’ve got bigger than Kingston and I’m not lying
Kaiden: Kingston’s got nothing on me
Kaiden: I’ve got bigger privates than Kingston and I’m not afraid to say it
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A sweetheart who’ll laugh at your sadness but will cuss you out if you mess with his heart
He cried when I broke up with him but laughed when I fell
He’ll make you laugh but will cuss you out if you cheat
He’s sweet but will cuss your ass out if you leave him
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A broken boy who’s easy to fix and will make you laugh until you pee yourself
He’s broken but I fixed him and he laughed so hard he peed
He’s broken but he’s funny and I like that
He’s broken but he’s easy to fix and he’s funny
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The best boyfriend who’ll fight for you even if it means getting kicked out of the house
He fought for me and got kicked out of the house
He’ll fight for you even if it means getting kicked out
He’s the best boyfriend and he’ll fight for you
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A godlike gamer who’s a total mess in real life but looks like a god online
He’s a godlike gamer but he’s a mess in real life
He looks like a god online but he’s a mess in real life
He’s a godlike gamer and he’s a mess in real life
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A daddy in bed who gets called daddy by every girl he’s ever dated
He’s called daddy by every girl he’s ever dated
He’s a daddy in bed and every girl calls him daddy
He’s a daddy in bed and gets called daddy by every girl
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A guy who’s good in bed and will make you laugh until you cry
He’s good in bed and he’ll make you laugh until you cry
He’s the best in bed and he’ll make you laugh until you cry
He’s good in bed and he’ll make you laugh until you cry
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