Kaidence

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A girl who doesn't give a single fuck about anyone or anything. But if you're good to her, she'll be your best friend and will fight anyone who messes with you. Don't be surprised if she kicks your ass if you cross her.
You: What did you do to my phone? Kaidence: I didn't do nothing. You: Then why is my phone broken? Kaidence: I don't know. But I'm not sorry.
You: Why did you punch my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a fat cow. And I'm not fat.
You: I'm leaving. Kaidence: You're not. You're my favorite person.
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The best girl ever. She makes you laugh, she's hot, and she'll let you hang out with the guys. No drama, just good vibes.
You: I'm going to the party with my friends. Kaidence: Cool. Don't forget me. I'll be there too.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because you're my favorite. And I like you.
You: I'm getting a new phone. Kaidence: You're getting a new phone? I'm getting a new phone too.
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A girl who makes you fall in love fast. She’s hot, smart, and the best. If you find one, don’t let her go.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because I like you. And I like you a lot.
You: I’m going to the movies with my friends. Kaidence: I’m going with you. You’re my favorite.
You: Why did you fight my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a loser. And I'm not a loser.
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The cutest girl ever, stuck in Kansas. She’s also super smooth, like a beat. She’s the best and the most fun to be around.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because I like you. And I like you a lot.
You: Why did you punch my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a fat cow. And I'm not fat.
You: Why did you fight my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a loser. And I'm not a loser.
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A guy who thinks he's the best at everything. He's funny, smart, and always makes you happy. He's also a total flirt and never realizes it.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because I like you. And I like you a lot.
You: Why did you punch my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a fat cow. And I'm not fat.
You: Why did you fight my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a loser. And I'm not a loser.
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A girl who’s beautiful, nice, and a great singer. She’s fun, not fake, and she’s always there for her friends.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because I like you. And I like you a lot.
You: Why did you punch my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a fat cow. And I'm not fat.
You: Why did you fight my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a loser. And I'm not a loser.
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The most beautiful girl you could ever marry. She has perfect hair and eyes, and she's the best catch ever.
You: Why did you text me? Kaidence: Because I like you. And I like you a lot.
You: Why did you punch my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a fat cow. And I'm not fat.
You: Why did you fight my friend? Kaidence: Because he called me a loser. And I'm not a loser.
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