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Total fag who eats cum like it's breakfast cereal and uses it to style his hair like a god
He texted me: 'Just ate cum for breakfast and my hair looks like a king's crown.'
He DM'd me: 'I put cum in my hair and now I'm the hair gel king.'
He posted: 'Cum is my hair gel. No one else gets it.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dude who’s so gay he’d let a cum tsunami hit his head just to look cool
He said: 'I’d take a cum tsunami over a normal shower any day.'
He posted: 'Cum tsunami in my hair. I’m a legend.'
He texted me: 'I got hit by a cum tsunami and now my hair is legendary.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s so gay he uses cum like glitter and calls it hair gel
He posted: 'Cum is my glitter. I look like a unicorn.'
He DM'd me: 'I put cum in my hair. Now I'm a unicorn.'
He texted me: 'I use cum like glitter. I'm a glitter unicorn.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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