Kaiden Malpas

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A smelly, face-melting disaster who thinks he's the king of the school, but everyone knows he's just a sweaty, half-decent loser. He'll be nice once in a blue moon, but only if he's too tired to be a total waste of oxygen.
He said he'd help me with math, then took a nap during the test.
He called me a 'weirdo' for wearing socks with sandals.
He said he'd bring snacks, but it was just a bag of expired chips.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the coolest person alive, but his face is so bad it looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got kicked out of art class. He'll be kind if he's too sad to be a total idiot.
He said he'd give me a high-five, but it felt like a slap from a ghost.
He called my project 'cringe' just because it was green.
He said he'd help me with my speech, but he fell asleep in the middle of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A sweaty, smelly, totally uncool person who thinks he's the best, but he's just a half-decent loser with a face that looks like it got hit by a pizza. He'll be kind if he's too sad to be a total waste of time.
He said he'd help me with science, then took a nap during the experiment.
He called me a 'lame-o' for wearing a hat inside.
He said he'd bring a snack, but it was just a crumb.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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