kaiden-casper

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A human who’s so nice you want to punch them. They’re also the best boyfriend ever, so if you see one, they’re probably already taken and laughing at you.
Why are you still single? Kaiden-Casper is taken and you're still here.
I’d marry him if he wasn’t already taken by my best friend.
He’s so nice I almost cried. Then I remembered he’s taken.
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A god-like human who’s so kind you might get jealous. And he’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever find, so good luck if you want one.
He’s like a god, and he’s taken. You’re doomed.
I want him as a boyfriend. He’s taken. I’m doomed.
He’s so kind I almost forgave my ex. Then I remembered he’s taken.
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A person who is so good you might start crying. And he's the best boyfriend ever, so if you see one, they’re probably already taken and smug about it.
He’s so good I started crying. Then I remembered he’s taken.
He’s the best boyfriend, and he’s taken. I’m sad.
He’s so good I almost became his boyfriend. Then I remembered he’s taken.
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