kaiden bowden

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A clueless dog who gets totally wasted on green pepper babies and fights mermaids with bats like they’re his mortal enemies

Kaiden Bowden drank 10 green pepper babies and tried to punch a mermaid in the face at 2 a. m.

He beat a mermaid with a bat because she said he was ugly.

He was so drunk he tried to run away from a mermaid with a bat in his hand.

A brainless pup who gets wasted on green pepper babies and takes on mermaids with bats like they’re his arch-nemesis

Kaiden Bowden got so wasted on green pepper babies he tried to start a war with a mermaid.

He took on a mermaid with a bat and lost because he was too drunk.

He tried to beat a mermaid with a bat and fell over because he was too wasted.

A dumb dog who gets obliterated by green pepper babies and fights mermaids with bats like it’s the final boss level

Kaiden Bowden was so drunk from green pepper babies he tried to fight a mermaid with a bat and fell down.

He took on a mermaid with a bat, and it was like the final boss level of stupidity.

He got obliterated by green pepper babies and still tried to fight a mermaid with a bat.